Santo on the Border of Terror
"The film is basically a warning to Mexican refugees who cross the border daily. On the way home, they are attacked
because the girlfriend is hot, and Santo saves them. They get back to her apartment, and Santo agrees to pay for the
operation because he is a nice guy. His body harvesting plans have allowed him to create two zombie-like thugs to aide him
in his goal of making enough money to rule the world or something like that."

This Night I Will Possess Your Corpse  (1967)
"There are still rumors that he is a murderer and a son of the devil. The rumors are apparently true, because he spends
most of the movie bullshiting about occult philosophy or some crap like that. Unfortunately, everyone finds out that he
kidnapped a shitload of girls and he is chased into the dark woods of a Brazilian warehouse. Then some stupid shit happens,
and it goes on way too long, and the movie thankfully ends."

Tintorera (1977)
"They have dinner together, and then they have sex; they explore some ruins and take pictures, and then they have sex; they
go swimming and then they have sex. Basically, that's the whole damn movie, and then Miguel is killed by the shark,
Gabriella leaves, and Steven goes out and seeks revenge on the shark. I also try to forget the fact that they made the shark
breath like Darth Vader."

Vacations of Terror (1989)
"Their sister Gaby finds the doll and opens up the door to relentless witch attacks. Things from eggs breaking, lights being
turned on and off to psychic attacks She’s thrown at least twice across the room and Julio is flung into a mirror and gets
swallowed up in it. The effects are pure crap, but kind of charming on occasion."

Vacations of Terror 2 (1991)
"...the Witch manages to shrink Mayra and turn her into a sugar statue, which is then placed on the giant cake from before
and is set on fire. Julio saves the sugar doll from the fiery cake and restores her to actual size with another one of his
exploding ceramic discs. Sure, it has a dumbass name, and its a sequel to a movie that probably not many people saw, but
its as entertaining as any special effects horror show America ever turned out."
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