REVIEWS
PODCASTS
INTERVIEWS
MARILYN BURNS
"THE TEXAS CHAINSAW
MASSACRE"
KANE HODDER:
"JASON X", "HATCHET"
Click here for more
interviews
YOUTUBE
CHOICE CUTS
Strictly Splatter goes visual
with film clips & vid reviews
FORUM
Splatter Forum
Online Horror Community
FILM INDEX
The Splatter List
(all the films we have
reviewed)
CONTACT INFO
EMAIL US AT :
>jorge@strictlysplatter.com<
    or
>prendes2@gmail.com<
MIRRORS
MySpace
FaceBook
Twitter
GUEST REVIEWS
Rich Wolf
( from  ObscureHorror.com )
reviews: Godzilla vs. Hedorah
More Reviews Here ! !
LINKS
B-MOVIE & EXPLOITATION
HORROR  SITES
STUDIOS & DVD LABELS
GENRE LISTS
STORE
Purchase movies from our
SPLATTER STORE
(Amazon)
    Mission Statement
    My name is Jorge and I run Strictly Splatter with my best friend from highschool, Jose.
    Bad Horror films are hard to digest - you could even say they are an acquired taste. We
    have been scouring the dumpsters, desperately seeking schlock, sleaze, and gore for
    over a decade. Today Strictly Splatter serves as a medium - an online journal of misfit
    films stripped and exposed for your ghoulish needs! We(Jose and myself) review
    Obscure, B-Movies, Bad Movies, Cult Films, Bizarre, Asian Horror, Italian Euro, Low Budget,
    Camp Horror and Exploitation. We have a unique rating system called the 3B's Scale:
    Blood, Breasts, & Beasts. (We believe you should be informed before seeing a movie, how
    much Blood, Breasts, and Beasts are available. Consider it a bonus from us to you !)
                                                                                                                               - Jorge & Jose

HOME     REVIEWS--> N. AMERICA / EUROPE / ASIA / OTHER       PODCAST     INTERVIEWS       YOUTUBE      FORUM      GUEST REVIEWS
**REVIEWS MAY
CONTAIN SPOILERS**
Strictlysplatter.com is owned and operated by Jorge Antonio Lopez. All original content is Copyrighted © 2008-2009 by its respective author(s). All Image files
are used in accordance with Fair Use, and are property of the film copyright holders.

HOME     REVIEWS--> N. AMERICA / EUROPE / ASIA / OTHER       PODCAST     INTERVIEWS     YOUTUBE      FORUM      GUEST REVIEWS      FILM INDEX      LINKS
SOUNDS OF SPLATTER
EXCLUSIVE
RADIO REVIEWS !!
Jorge Antonio
Lopez : Webmaster
& Staff writer
Jose
Prendes:
Co-Creator &
Staff writer
    "So begins our
    quest to review
    the 13 Witchcraft
    films!"
    "These scare-
    crows have the
    power to make
    zombies!"
WARNING: SEVERE FILM SPOILERS!!!
Here we try to bring you the best clips and
crazy bits from the films we have reviewed on
our site. Jose also blasts out kickin' video
reviews.
STRICTLY SPLATTER'S
NO COFFINS ! This movie
is as good as  DEAD ! !
...Excellent! Go out and buy it.
.......Very good! Put on top of Netflix Queue
...........Good. Put on Netflix Queue
.......................Not good. Your not missing much.
...........................Very Poor. Don't even bother.
..Unwatchable and depressing
.......................So bad it hurts!
Masterpiece!
Watch
repeatedly.
    Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1989)
    "We have the beautiful Delia Sheppard playing the temptress
    and she graces us with a peek at her lovely boobies. Delia
    Sheppard really carries the film though. Her acting was a little
    better than the rest but her curves were just what the doctor
    ordered. This is not a great movie but this is your classic B
    movie material."
    Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death (1991)
    "This movie starts to stray from being a true sequel to being
    an independent supernatural piece including the character of
    William. The Stocton mythology is barely touched upon and the
    focus now is on a new villain. Feels like an episode of
    Supernatural or Angel only worse quality and much stupider."
    Creature (1985)
    "If you come in expecting a sci-fi masterpiece to rival Alien,
    you won't find it. But if you are bored on a rainy saturday
    afternoon and catch this flick on TV, then grab yourself some
    popcorn and a soda, my friend, because you will actually have
    a pretty fun time. It ain't classic sci-fi, but it's classic b-movie
    fluff in all its gory glory."
    Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus The Undead (2007)
    "The fact is that this film is basically a thinly-disguised excuse
    to show naked girls. But not just that, to show them
    masturbating each other and licking each other's boobs. Not a
    bad reason, but not a good one if you are also trying to make
    some kind of a slapstick horror movie at the same time."
P
A
S
T

R
E
V
I
E
W
S
STRICTLY SPLATTER'S
NEW Godzilla film added 6/16/09 !!