The nerdy kid begs a fat school weirdo who is cool with girls to find him a date but he later finds out that they plan on exploiting him and leaving him heartbroken. But the nerd gets some revenge when he meets his supposed date and he pukes milk on her dress. The guy with the girlfriend is heading towards the party with her when a gang rapes and kills her. You barely see anything but a flash of light and a thigh. All Night Long 2: Atrocity (1995) Katsuya Matsumura is back with more depressing sickly shit and this time he’s brought homosexual youth. When his naked teen boy partner in bed fails to amuse him he fills his ear canal with crazy glue ! For their amusement she begs for food and eats off the floor and dances naked and more disgusting crap that’s not even enjoyable, even by my standards. All Night Long 3: The Final Chapter (1996) Almost every single character shows a level of depravity that is shocking and blunt. Kikuo then takes up garbage collecting. His obsession for her grows out of hand to the point where he is collecting her bras, toothbrush and even tampons. At the end he tells her that he even knows her menstrual cycle ! He grabs a gun and goes on a killing spree. The last 20 or so minutes are brutal and very cool.
"There are eight rape scenes in this film and the main character masturbates twice in the shower, not to mention getting raped at the end of the film herself. Then for another mindfuck moment she pulls off her panties and (no joke) thrusts her genitals at her co-workers like a cheap striper."
"The fact is that this film is basically a thinly-disguised excuse to show naked girls. But not just that, to show them masturbating each other and licking each other's boobs. Not a bad reason, but not a good one if you are also trying to make some kind of a slapstick horror movie at the same time." Black Cat, The (1968) "...a black cat shows up and walks over to the dead bodies of the women. He begins to lick their wounds, and the pair returns as vengeful cat demons appearing as ghosts. Yone brings them sake, and leaves Shige and the Samurai to do what men and women do best, but during the act, she tears into their throats and drinks their blood. This beautifully made film is not only a creepy horror story, but a wonderful work of art." Blind Beast (1969) She freaks out, but he squeezes her breasts and knocks her out with rag soaked in something or other. Then his mom (yes, that's right, the blind psycho's mom is his accomplice) shows up at the apartment and helps him transport her back to his warehouse in the middle of nowhere where the truly crazy shit begins. This quickly gets more intense as they both crave even more physical stimulation and start biting and scratching each other.
"Snakes of all shapes and sizes crash the party and basically spend the next 30 minutes tossing themselves (or being tossed) at the party-goers. It seems all the snakes can do is launch themselves magically through the air and land on people to creep them out." Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman (2007) One day she wants to stop hurting them and asks the boy (male teacher as a kid) to slice her throat. He decides to first slice her mouth open then stab her to death. The male teacher manages to decapitate his mother but the house breaks down and crushes him. The slit mouthed woman is still alive !
"This is an interesting hybrid that reminds me of The Hidden, a classic cops and aliens movie. The fleshy alien props are great, but the stop-motion and the puppets are horrendously bad to the point that I started to think this was a spoof, but it is not. The film as a whole disappoints and leaves you feeling baffled."
"This film has a lot of bizarre fun elements and is not your ordinary horror film. Asian witchcraft movies are a lot of fun because there is so much weird stuff in there. But unfortunately they can also be very lame and boring." Crocodile (1981) A voice over in the beginning warns us that if man continues to destroy nature, then nature will destroy us, and in a furiously cheap hurricane, which causes buckets of water to wash Thai people away, a giant crocodile is born to seek vengeance on man. All we see of it is a close-up of its eyeball (which is used about 50 freakin' times) and a giant tail prop that smacks into the miniature sets.
"This entire movie pops off the screen in vibrant, primary colors like some shiny piece of mid-century-modern candy. Think Pee-Wee’s Playhouse with cool ray guns, spaceships, and horrible dubbing (and, yes, the dubbing is absolutely horrible in the only presently available edition of this title)." Eko Eko Azaraku: Wizard of Darkness (1995) " I came into this film expecting a young, beautiful high school witch, with exotic powers and gentle to the eye but fierce in magical combat. I was also waiting for CGI demons or monsters, powerful, destructive witches, and maybe a hint of lesbianism amongst the students. A scene of lesbianism ’yes’, everything else ’no’. But I did like this movie. ...But you have to forgive all for those delightful school girl uniforms with the red bow tie and mid thigh hem." Eko Eko Azaraku II: Birth of the Wizard (1996) "This film is more of a prequel that takes place just as Misa is discovering her powers. The pace is quicker and there is more spell casting than in the first film. The characters and fantasy were rich and the story was entertaining. If you liked the first one I urge you to give this one a look."
"Here things start to get crazy as hooded, robed zombies attack them and the girls shack up in an old building they find. Misa seals the doors with magic but outside the zombies have grabbed and killed two girls." Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (1986) "A young girl goes looking for her missing sister, only to run into the gang of Yakuza that drugged and sold her sister to Africa...the slimy, red dick has a face and teeth and it squeals as the girl lovingly licks it .... She manages to turn into a watermelon (no joke) before striking the pavement. This is a weird movie." Entrails of a Virgin (1986) In the first act we get to know our band of degenerates and their porn world. The quickest way to do this is by showing us the men having sex with the porn girls. Then a severed arm is thrown in there. She picks it up and masturbates using the hand from the arm to service herself. Then she meets up with our “mud alien” and they have sex. He reaches into her (with his hand) and pulls out her entrails killing her.
"The movie starts right off the bat giving me flashbacks of the days where I’d make my G.I. Joe’s fight each other. The quality of my dueling Joe’s might have been better. But that’s the fun of these movies, right? Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) "It’s a very psychedelic film with the music, outfits and of course the underlying statement: Stop polluting otherwise it’ll kill us."
"Considering that this movie was made during the "kid-friendly" Godzilla era, it's pretty dark stuff. Well, not all dark. There is one other thing this movie is well- known for... FLYING GODZILLA." Godzilla Raids Again (1954) "This is a sequel that gets it right. It is different enough but just similar enough to Gojira that it captures the spirit of the original yet takes the story to a new and interesting place. Out is science as the savior and in is massive firepower as the answer." Gojira (1954) Now Godzilla comes into the picture raising hell. The army is called in and planes are deployed to no avail. Walking across town knocking over buildings and bridges, landmarks and trains, nothing can stop him. Everything explodes under water in a fantastically made scene and we even see Godzilla’s bones. Now how awesome is that my friends. Guinea Pig: Mermaid in the Manhole (1988) Yeah, he uncovers a manhole and walks around down there amidst the trash and contemplates his childhood. He even has memory of meeting a mermaid . To make a repetitious story short, she decomposes, growing worse and worse each day. With spreading sores allover her body and worms coming out of her sores. Oh yeah… she asks him to paint her portrait using the colored puss that comes out from her sores. Beautiful indeed. Harakiri (pt1) Female Harakiri: Glorious Death (1990) "If you don’t know so already, Harakiri, also known as Seppuku is the ceremonial suicide rite for the Japanese. It is performed with a tanto blade inserted into the abdomen and thrust left to right. ...The gore is displayed with amazing realism. She doesn’t even scream while she cuts her belly open, just moaning and heavy breathing. She starts to bleed out profusely and slowly, very slowly dies. She writhes in agony almost for the last half hour." Harakiri (pt2) School Girl: Harakiri (1990) "SCHOOL GIRL: HARAKIRI opens with a truly wonderful sight: a young woman in a school girl uniform contemplating her suicide knelt down on the ground. Finally with her ass in the air she expires like a bloody angel with an ugly face but hot panties. I gave this piece four coffins because of the outfit, the panties and the chance to witness a woman look through a scrapbook album on suicide for thirty minutes – real time. I love the Asians! Harakiri (pt3) Female Harakiri: Celebration (1990) "But I keep reminding myself that a women, who may potentially expose her breasts to us, plans on committing suicide (a bloody one at that), and we get to watch the whole thing. It sounds convincing but just try to sit through one of these films and your patience will be tested like never before. ...Then she stabs her left tit with the knife, crawls a bit more moaning gently and just drops dead clutching the knife in between her bloody hands.
"This film is saved from getting a RED DEATH because of the amount of ballsy creativity on display. For every twenty bits of stupidness, there is one clever and unique idea. This off-the-wall feature straddles the line between unbearably cheesy Disney sitcom and crack-fueled nightmare."
"The malformed abominations on the island put on a creepy circus act that is also boring and odd beyond belief. Most of the weird people on the island don’t look like real freaks. The makeup is good on some and silly on others. Pretty much, that damn island is hell for me." Lady Terminator (1988) "The acting is lame, the music is cheesy, the stunts are actually damn cool, the eel-up-the-slit origin is almost too great to believe and the best part of it is that everyone takes the events in the film dead serious!!! It is so retarded on almost every conceivable level that it becomes almost zen in and of itself. " Man Behind the Sun (1988) There is a tied up woman with her arms outstretched in freezing cold weather. Ice cold water is poured over her hands to freeze them. But you cannot find this stuff anywhere else like I mentioned earlier. The grotesque scenes here are flawless. I can’t tell you enough how real this looks Meatball Machine (2005) Once they have latched on to an unsuspecting human, they fuse with it and basically turn us into half-man half-cyborg fighting machines. Sachiko considers him a threat and a massive, blood and puss-drenched battle begins as rockets grow out of places they shouldn't and lasers blast from transforming orifices.
"Godzilla doesn’t appear till 30 minutes into the movie. I have to admit that the monster battles were oh so cool and fun to watch. But the rest, the whole other (non monster) story was grade A boring." Rapist, The (1994) Leave it to Asian films to give us unflinching depictions of nasty things, and we get loads of it, as we accompany the rapist on his nightly rapings. He grabs one girl, drags her up the stairway, then bashes her head in while he brutal rapes her on the staircase. Another one gets raped violently in an elevator. Red Room (1999) Some scenes feel as if your watching soft porn on the playboy channel. I have noticed that Japanese men love grabbing tits. They grab and squeeze and lick the nipples like hungry starving freaks. … he spreads her legs apart, wets her vagina with the end of a screwdriver (then licks it too) slides a light-bulb in and oops..yes it freakin pops inside her. You even see the blood running over the floor.
"There’s vomit drinking, toothbrush insertion up the nasal cavity with more than enough blood squirt, and masturbation. We get to see the robot’s breasts while she rubs her ass up a guy’s crotch. Theirs fighting too of course." Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy (2004) "If you guys want to see a good Vagina Dentata flick, skip this garbage and go watch Teeth. If on the other hand you want to see excellent breasts and can stomach regurgitated teen horror slop, be my guest." X-Cross (2007) Shiyori finds a cell phone ringing in her closet, and answers it to find a man on the other end warning her that the villagers are planning to sacrifice her to their god by chopping her left leg off and keeping her, crippled and weak, in a temple for the rest of her life. Their battle eventually ends at a garbage dump as the girls tangle giant scissors to rusty chainsaw! |
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